Pun Jokes

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As a wizard, I like turning things into glass.

I just wanted to make that clear.

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Q: Why did the mermaid start wearing seashells?
B: Because she out grew out of B-shells.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the broken submarine?
A: It didn't go down well.

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Q: Why was the skiing spark plug in awe?
A: The view was shocking.

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A red and a blue ship have just crashed together in the Caribbean. Apparently the survivors are marooned.

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Q. What does a Mexican cow call his friends?
A. MOO-chacho

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Q: Why did the pizza maker run from the mafia?
A: He owed them a lot of dough!

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Q: Why does the vampire always get picked last?
A: Because he sucks.

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Q: What did the painting say to the wall?
A: I go you covered.

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Q: What do you call the opposite of a hot pepper?
A: A little chili!

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