Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Q: What do you call a pretty ghost?
A: BOOtiful

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
A: You poker face.

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No one has really good science jokes anymore because all the good ones argon.

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Q: Why are movies stars so cool?
A: Because the have a lot of fans.

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Q: What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
A: Decalfinated.

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Q: What do you call exploding underwear?
A: Fruit of the BOOM!

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Q:What did the axe murderer say to the judge?
A: It was an axeident!

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Q: How did the big mountain know the little mountain was fibbing?
A: Because it was only a bluff.

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I was wondering why my computer was getting so hot.

Turns out it needed to vent.

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Q: What do you call a camel with no humps?
A: Humphrey

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