Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


What did the red light say to the green light? Don't look, I'm changing.

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When do you have the right to scold your coffee? When you have more than sufficient grounds.

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Q: What bee is the smartest?
A: A spelling bee.

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Q: Why couldn’t the two feet get along?
A: Because the both thought they were right.

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Q: Why were you fined for reading Lord of the rings?
A: It was written by J.R.R Toll-kien.

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Q: Why do scientists like nitrates so much?
A: Because they're cheaper than day rates!

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Q: How do you know if it's raining cats and dogs?
A: you step in a poodle!

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I am so bright that my mother calls me sun.

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Q: What’s round and bad-tempered?
A: A vicious circle

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the toilet?
A: Nevermind, it's too dirty.

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