Random Corny Jokes
Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!
Q: What bee is the smartest?
A: A spelling bee.
Q: Why couldn’t the two feet get along?
A: Because the both thought they were right.
Q: Why were you fined for reading Lord of the rings?
A: It was written by J.R.R Toll-kien.
Q: Why do scientists like nitrates so much?
A: Because they're cheaper than day rates!
Q: How do you know if it's raining cats and dogs?
A: you step in a poodle!
I am so bright that my mother calls me sun.
Q: What’s round and bad-tempered?
A: A vicious circle