Random Corny Jokes
Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!
Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
A: You poker face.
No one has really good science jokes anymore because all the good ones argon.
Q: Why are movies stars so cool?
A: Because the have a lot of fans.
Q: What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Q: What do you call exploding underwear?
A: Fruit of the BOOM!
Q:What did the axe murderer say to the judge?
A: It was an axeident!
Q: How did the big mountain know the little mountain was fibbing?
A: Because it was only a bluff.
I was wondering why my computer was getting so hot.
Turns out it needed to vent.