Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Q: What did the ice cream say to the birthday girl?
A: Go head girl it's sherbert day.

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Q: Why did the little girl cry when she saw the chef working?
A: Because he was beating the eggs and whipping the cream.

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Whatever you do in life, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood...

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Q: How does the moon cut his hair?
A: Eclipses it!

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Q: What's the difference between ignorance and Apathy?
A: I don't know and I don't care.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side?
He is all-right now

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Q: What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot.

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My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!

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Q: What bee is the smartest?
A: A spelling bee.

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Q: What do you call a chicken coupe with more than two doors?
A: A chicken sedan!

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