Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Q: Where does the one legged waitress work?
A: The Ihop.

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Q: Why do tennis players never get married?
A: Because love means nothing to them.

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What did sushi A say to sushi B? Wasabi!

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Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side?
He is all-right now

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Dentists make money off of people with bad teeth. Why should I trust the toothpaste they recommend?

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Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all of its contacts.

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Q: How do you keep a bull from charging?
A: By canceling its credit card.

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Q: Why was the teddy bear never hungry?
A: Because he was always stuffed!

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Did you invent the airplane?
Because you seem Wright for me.

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Q: What do you call a retired cowboy?
A: Deranged.

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