Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Q: Where does the one legged waitress work?
A: The Ihop.

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Q: What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
A: One is USA and the other is USB.

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Two fish were in a tank. One said "You man the guns, I'll drive!"

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Q: Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the casino?
A: Because he was on a roll.

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Duck walks up to the road. Looks both ways and starts to cross. Chicken standing near him says, "Dude, you will never hear the end of this."

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Did you invent the airplane?
Because you seem Wright for me.

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I used to be addicted to soap,
but now I'm clean.

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If I had a dollar for every time someone tells me to grow up, I could build the coolest tree house ever!

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Q: Why did Santa go to college for music?
A: So he could improve his wrapping skills!

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Q: Where does a bee sit?
A: On its bee-hind.

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