Q: Why were you fined for reading Lord of the rings?
A: It was written by J.R.R Toll-kien.

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Q: What do you call a young locomotive?
A: A Trainee

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Q: Why did the fish get bad grades?
A: Because it was below sea level.

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Q: Why did all the kitchen staff survive the Titanic disaster?
A: Because Captain Smith watched everything but the kitchen sink.

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Q: What do you feed an invisible cat?
A. Evaporated Milk.

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Q: What does a philosophical dolphin think about?
A: What is my porpoise?

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Q: What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A: A waist of time.

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Q: Why could the bee not hear what people were saying?
A: He had wax in his ears.

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Q: What did one pair of jeans say to the other pair?
A: That's JEANius!

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I used to be addicted to soap,
but now I'm clean.

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Q: Why do guys play baseball?
A: To get to first base.

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