If I had a dollar for every time someone tells me to grow up, I could build the coolest tree house ever!
Q: Why did all the kitchen staff survive the Titanic disaster?
A: Because Captain Smith watched everything but the kitchen sink.
Q: What do you feed an invisible cat?
A. Evaporated Milk.
Q: What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A: A waist of time.
Q: Why could the bee not hear what people were saying?
A: He had wax in his ears.
I used to be addicted to soap,
but now I'm clean.
Q: Why do guys play baseball?
A: To get to first base.