What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.

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Q: What did one pair of jeans say to the other pair?
A: That's JEANius!

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I used to be addicted to soap,
but now I'm clean.

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Q: Why do guys play baseball?
A: To get to first base.

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Q: How do you keep a bull from charging?
A: By canceling its credit card.

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Q: What did the ear of corn say to Mr. frank?
A: We can be corny, dawg!

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Q: What did the first street say to the second street?
A: I'll meet you at the intersection.

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Q: Why was the sand wet?
A: Because the sea-weed

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Q: What do you call something that lives in the water and works fast?
A: E-FISH-ent

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A giraffe walks into a bar and goes to sleep on the floor. The bartender asks his customers, "what's that lyin' there?" The customers reply "that's not a lion, that's a giraffe."

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Q: How is an ocean harbor like a children's playground?
A: It has buoys and gulls.

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