Q: What did the brother cell say to the sister cell after he bumped his toe?
A: Ow, mitosis!

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Q: What did one aspiring wig say to the other aspiring wig?
A: I wanna get a head!

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Q: How does a lawyer get where he is going?
A: He makes A-turn-ey!

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Q: What do you call a singing Laptop?
A: A Dell

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Q: What do you call clumsy grapes?
A: Unconcordinated.

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Q: What is the moon's favorite gum?
A: Orbit.

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A pancake, a fried egg, and a strip of bacon walk into a bar. The barman looks up and says,"Sorry, we don't serve breakfast."

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Q: What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks!

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Q. What are caterpillars afraid of?
A. Dogerpillars!

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Q: How do you flatten a ghost?
A: Use a spirit level.

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Q: Where does the electric cord go to shop?
A: The outlet mall.

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Q: Where did the cow take its date?
A: To the mooovies.

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