My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
Q: A hot dog and a banana had a race, who won?
A: The wiener.
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get soap in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.
Q: How does a lawyer get where he is going?
A: He makes A-turn-ey!
Q: What do you call a singing Laptop?
A: A Dell
A pancake, a fried egg, and a strip of bacon walk into a bar. The barman looks up and says,"Sorry, we don't serve breakfast."
Q: What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks!