Q: Why was the skiing spark plug in awe?
A: The view was shocking.

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Husband: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
Wife: I clean the toilet.
Husband: How does that help?
Wife: I use your Toothbrush.

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No more corny jokes please, you're gonna make me puma pants.

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Q: What do you call a bomb that doesn't explode, but lands on a cow?
A: A milk dud.

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Q: What is Dr. Jekyll when he is himself?
A: De-hyde-rated!

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You cannot run in a campground, you can only ran; because it is past tents!

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Q: What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed men on a bicycle?
A: Attire!

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Q: Why are movies stars so cool?
A: Because the have a lot of fans.

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side.

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Q: A hot dog and a banana had a race, who won?
A: The wiener.

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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get soap in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

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Q: What do you call a pretty ghost?
A: BOOtiful

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