Q: What do you call a person that does not fart in public?
A: A private tutor!

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Why don’t you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.

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Did you hear about the nun who quit? . . . she kicked her "Habit"!

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Q: What's white and can't climb a tree ?
A: A Fridge

A: What's green, brown and white and can't climb a tree ?
A: A Fridge in a combat jacket

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No more corny jokes please, you're gonna make me puma pants.

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Q: What do you call a bomb that doesn't explode, but lands on a cow?
A: A milk dud.

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Q: What is Dr. Jekyll when he is himself?
A: De-hyde-rated!

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You cannot run in a campground, you can only ran; because it is past tents!

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Q: What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed men on a bicycle?
A: Attire!

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Q: Why are movies stars so cool?
A: Because the have a lot of fans.

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side.

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