Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
A: Virgin mobile!

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary?
A: Smile! Because it has a mile in it!

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Did you hear Tom Brady is getting divorced?

His wife accused him of "cheating"!

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I feel sorry for shopping carts, they are always getting pushed around!

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Q: What do you call a magic owl?
A: Hoodini!

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Q: How do asteroids get so big?
A: They take A-Steroid!

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Why don’t you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.

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Did you hear about the nun who quit? . . . she kicked her "Habit"!

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Q: What's white and can't climb a tree ?
A: A Fridge

A: What's green, brown and white and can't climb a tree ?
A: A Fridge in a combat jacket

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No more corny jokes please, you're gonna make me puma pants.

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Q: What do you call a bomb that doesn't explode, but lands on a cow?
A: A milk dud.

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