Q: What do you call a magic owl?
Q: How do asteroids get so big?
A: They take A-Steroid!
Did you hear about the nun who quit? . . . she kicked her "Habit"!
Q: What's white and can't climb a tree ?
A: A Fridge
A: What's green, brown and white and can't climb a tree ?
A: A Fridge in a combat jacket
Q: What do you call a bomb that doesn't explode, but lands on a cow?
A: A milk dud.
Q: What is Dr. Jekyll when he is himself?