A man took his date to a zoo. They were disappointed to find that it only contained one animal: a dog.
It was a shitzu.

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Ban pre-shredded cheese.
Make America Grate Again.

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Q: What do you give a cannibal that shows up late to dinner?
A: A cold shoulder.

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Q: What do you call a police officer in bed?
A: An undercover cop!

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Q. What does a Mexican cow call his friends?
A. MOO-chacho

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If you dress up as a banana and eat a banana is that called canabananalism?

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Q: Why did the pizza maker run from the mafia?
A: He owed them a lot of dough!

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Q: How do you think the unthinkable?
A: With an Itheberg.

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Q: Why did the skeleton sleep in the snow last night?
A: He was a numbskull.

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Q. What is the difference between a dirty bus station and a shrimp with breast implants?
A. One is a crusty bus station, while the other is a busty crustacean.

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Q: How do you tell if a vampire is sick?
A: He is always coffin.

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