Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one.

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I quit my job at the helium factory today because I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice.

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Q: Why don't people like goats?
A: Because they think they are the greatest of all time.

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Déjà MOO - The feeling you've heard this BULL before.

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Q: What did the sweet potato wear to bed?
A: His pa-yam-as.

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Q: Where can you find chicken broth in bulk?
A: The stock market.

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As a wizard, I like turning things into glass.

I just wanted to make that clear.

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Q:What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A: Do-you-think-he-saurus

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Q: What is the difference between girl spaghetti and man spaghetti?
A: Meatballs.

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Q: Why did the mermaid start wearing seashells?
B: Because she out grew out of B-shells.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the broken submarine?
A: It didn't go down well.

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Q: Why was the skiing spark plug in awe?
A: The view was shocking.

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