Q: Why was the skiing spark plug in awe?
A: The view was shocking.
Q: How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?
A: When it’s full.
A red and a blue ship have just crashed together in the Caribbean. Apparently the survivors are marooned.
Q: What do you give a cannibal that shows up late to dinner?
A: A cold shoulder.
Q: What do you call a police officer in bed?
A: An undercover cop!
Q. What does a Mexican cow call his friends?
Q: Why did the pizza maker run from the mafia?
A: He owed them a lot of dough!