Corny Pick Up Lines

Looking for some corny pick up lines? Here is our list of what we think are the corniest. You can add your pick up lines in the comments section. If they are corny enough, we might add them to the list.

  1. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

  2. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

  3. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.

  4. Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

  5. Does your left eye hurt? Because you been looking right all day.

  6. I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

  7. Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

  8. I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.

  9. Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.

  10. Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

  11. Are you religious? Cause you're the answer to all my prayers.

  12. Is your dad an art thief? Because you're a masterpiece.

  13. If you were a library book, I would check you out.

  14. Do you have an eraser? Because I can't get you out of my mind.

  15. If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.

  16. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

  17. If you were a steak you would be well done.

  18. If I was a Jedi, would you be my force?

  19. Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

  20. Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!

  21. Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.

  22. I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!

  23. Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

  24. You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

  25. I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

  26. If I were a transplant surgeon, I'd give you my heart.

  27. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

  28. Life without you would be like a broken pencil, pointless.

  29. I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.

  30. If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

Well, those are the corny pick up lines we have so far. Which one do you think is the corniest?

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