Q: What is a bear with no teeth called?
A: Gummy bear.

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Never give a donation to someone collecting for a charity marathon.

They will just take the money and run.

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I found out I was colorblind today.

It was totally out of the purple.

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Q: Where do the poor meatballs live?
A: The sphaghetto!

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Q: Why don't people like goats?
A: Because they think they are the greatest of all time.

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Déjà MOO - The feeling you've heard this BULL before.

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Q: What did the sweet potato wear to bed?
A: His pa-yam-as.

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Q: Where can you find chicken broth in bulk?
A: The stock market.

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As a wizard, I like turning things into glass.

I just wanted to make that clear.

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Q:What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A: Do-you-think-he-saurus

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Q: What is the difference between girl spaghetti and man spaghetti?
A: Meatballs.

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